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Originally A Message for Oeipa was a stand alone piece written back in October 2010, coming to 813 words. It came about so: Following a visit to a touring exhibition of ancient Egyptian artefacts in Blackburn, I decided on a tour of my own. This was prompted by the sarcophagus of a young Egyptian woman, dated to the 1st century AD – the Romans, and before them the Greeks, had interfered little with the customs of Egypt which was then the breadbasket to the Mediterranean. This gave me the setting – the post Teutoburger Wald. The battle of Teutoburger Wald in 9 AD was a disaster for the Romans. They lost three legions XVII, XIX and XVIII. This news lurks behind events as Oeipa, my protagonist, prepares for marriage. Writing is an act of discovery and I realised this was just the prologue for a longer narrative, set in the Roman world. My first attempt at Historical Fiction now has a working title: Winter in Alexandria

19 Feb 12

Battle of Teutoburger Wald

Many years ago the pubs in and around Burnley-Nelson-Colne were frequently venues for folk songs and poetry, which were often in local dialect. Most Londoners make little distinction in local accent variations; Up-North, Manchester way is as precise as it gets. I live in North-East Lancashire where accents can be weak, or strong and thick. There are variations from town to town. The vowel sound in ‘there’ drifts from ‘air’ to ‘er’ simply by moving your ears from Burnley to Blackburn. That was back in the 1970’s and I looked on the performances with some amusement. I’d worked with strongly accented people in textiles for some years. When they wanted to turn on the brogue, they were difficult to understand them, yet we all lived and worked within a ten mile radius. In that long ago time, I never got the point of writing dialect –local folk tell each other apart with it but words have a standard spelling. Why would anyone deliberately spell something wrong?

Fast forward to last year, 2011. For some time I’d been toying with a story set on a real historical premise. Before the Second World War there’d been a plan to flood Rossendale valley and create a giant reservoir that would serve the towns and cities of the North-West. The plan was scrapped due to the war. After the war the state of public finances effectively kyboshed the whole project, now decades dead. The idea lingered. Older residents of the valley – those in their 80’s – still remember it. It intrigued me. Where would the water come to? I’m a frequent traveller through the valley – I live there. What about the dam. It could be sited to just enclose the headwaters of the Irwell and the valley in which the township of Bacup rests. That alone would make for a voluminous reservoir. If the dam were sited further down the Irwell, would it be possible to end up with a natural island? The topography suggested so. Either way, a body of water that size would result in a micro-climate in and around the area. Doubtless this would prove of great interest to scientists of many shapes and sizes. There would certainly be water leisure activities; what about a ferry?

I did some calculations – assume the position of the dam, assume a contour for the height of the water, calculate area, volume… and I came to my conclusion: You could have as much water as in Lake Windermere – possibly more. But what would happen then? Townships and villages would be submerged. The evacuation of places like Bacup and Waterfoot could be on the cards. Where would the displaced go? I had my story, one in which local dialect wouldn’t be out of place –for the characters I had in mind, dialect was essential. Little Jimmy was written twelve months ago, early in 2011 as a single excursion into dialect.

My real-life work touches on the demolition industry and I decided it was in order to touch on the science behind the perils of asbestos. The characters from Little Jimmy clamoured to be heard on this so Asbestalux became their story.

08 Mar 12

Lancashire dialect

Science Fiction. A big subject. Back in 2009 what started as The Insertion has changed beyond recognition: The Xenocotrix, became Mandat Culturel which has morphed into A Guide to First Contact. It’s a completely different story and I will soon be in a position to have it edited. Soon is a relative concept – I’m planning in the twelve months, when I’m ready. In the meantime it’s time for something different and I’ve a couple of ideas I’d like to try out:

Man gets out into the universe and finds aliens. Not benign but big, bad and fast. What if they want to know what makes soft, squishy humans tick? Would they experiment on us or just play hunt the human? SF + Horror.

The idea of the British Empire reforming has long seemed an idea worth pursuing. What if it got into space? Bowler hats amongst the stars? Mix it up a bit – how about the exploration of a dark matter galaxy. There’s one over at VirgoHI121. SF gives you lots of words to play with, especially made up ones.

27 Oct 12

Science Fiction (again)
Bacup Water, contour map, alternate dam positions
Anglo Saxon, short story illustration
Terence Park, stained glass
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